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There is nothing wrong with the world of knitting. Also there is not a world of knitting.
Yesterday I was laying down on the ground and several of my friends started trying to land a lacrosse ball on my dick. Well, I just laid there because I figured they would stop before they actually landed one. Well, I was wrong, they continued until there was a direct hit. It hurt. It hurt a lot. They all thought it was hilarious. I didn’t find it so funny but they told me it was my fault because I didn’t move when they started to chuck balls at my balls. I then had to pretend that it was funny and I must then get them back with chucking stuff at their balls.
So what is the equivalent for chicks? Slapping each others boobs? Sleeping with each others boyfriends? Throwing stuff at dudes balls? That brings up a great question. Do girls ever participate in the practice of ball bustin’?
I think this practice should be eliminated. No more chucking stuff at dude’s dudes.
I really am not funny or interesting but seeing as I had a blog written about the fact that I don’t blog anymore and asking me to blog, I better start my blogging life again. I have a couple of questions though about the whole blogging lifestyle. Why is it that people like to have their thoughts read by strangers? Why is postsecret popular? Why do I want some crazy Canadian who I don’t even know reading my every thoughts and why should they care what I think about. I am not so sure that I like the way our culture is going. Sorry to ruin my first blog back with boring stuff but this is what I was thinking and I hear that people like to read others stupid words. I hope you enjoy mine.